Essence of theWaifu Primarch Partner (Warhammer 40K)

By drinking this Essence of "divine blood" and oxytocin, you become a romantic partner worthy of demigod warlords/warladies.

• You may remake your body however you want. The exact details are up to you, but, as a default, you will be at the peak of health in all aspects (physical, mentally, emotionally, genetically, etc), and extremely resistant (if not outright immune) to degradation of that health in any fashion.

• You gain a romantic partner in the form of a Primarch, a genetically engineered superhuman meant to help lead humanity (be it through diplomacy or force). As a good rule of thumb, at a baseline, a Primarch can do everything a human can but far superior, though each Primarch has their own area of expertise where the only being possible of even potentially competing with them are other Primarchs and the Emperor himself.

• Optionally, you can have more than one Primarch as your partner, even all of them should you wish.

• Optionally rather than (or perhaps in addition to) Primarchs, your partner is the Emperor (or should we say Empress) of Mankind. Good luck!

• At a base, your chosen Primarch will have a good deal of affection for and compatibility (in terms of likes, interests, kinks, and so on) with you, though actually putting effort into the relationship will result in you having a superhuman warrior willing and able to engage in war with the entire galaxy for your sake.

• Building off the above, you can customize exactly what sort of history and relationship you have with your Primarch: perhaps she sees you as someone she has to protect at all costs, maybe you're the childhood friend who had her back all her life, or could you be a former enemy that she took a liking to….just about anything goes.

• Optionally, your Partner(s)' affection can even spread to their gene-daughters, the Space Marines.

• Of course, being a romantic partner of an asskicking demigoddess who can turn a rhino's skeleton into powder with a causal backhand comes with many physical challenges. Like the immense fear that comes with your body being broken like a pack of cheap tissue paper by your partner trying to give you a gentle hug (or perhaps more intimate gestures). In your case, however? Your body is reengineered on every possible level to keep up with your needs, such as increased muscular strength, enhanced spinal and bone durability, and a healing factor that will adapt to and perfectly heal any injuries or illnesses you might suffer. And your sexual abilities? You could outsex and satisfy a horde of Slaaneshi Greater Daemons with stamina to spare.

• Building off the above, you've undergone a perfected version of the Juvenat treatments, safely prolonging your life and youth indefinitely without any negative side effects. This treatment also allows you to regenerate from any otherwise crippling injuries, including the destruction of most of your body.

• Additionally, you are capable of getting your Partner pregnant (should you wish) despite the Primarchs and Astartes being engineered to be sterile. Any pregnancy will be safe for the mother, and is guaranteed to result in a happy and healthy child. You also have the ability to toggle your fertility should you not wish to bring an innocent into this depraved world.

• You can do an excellent job in keeping up with your Primarch, both in terms of physical ability and in regards to your competence in a wide variety of matters. Essentially, you are at bare minimum extremely competent in every field imaginable, and you can easily thrive in any role you choose to fill, whether that's the infantry of the Militarum, the prestige of a Rogue Trader, or perhaps even the glory of a High Lord or similar. Of course, you could be more than just competent.

• You are perhaps yet another threat that Chaos would see destroyed: your very nature is Anathema to the corruption of the Warp as well as those who reside in it. Your very presence halts and reverts any Warp or Chaos corruption, and prevents you from being affected by Chaos or their followers. You may even be able to spread this and purify the corrupt and tainted.

• You have a great deal of Psyker prowess and talent, enough that you can even keep up with some of the Psyker-inclined Primarchs. Sure, you can't compare to Magnus or Malcador, let alone the Emperor, but you are still formidable nonetheless.

• You are more than capable of coping with the horror and trauma that comes with the Grim and Dark future, and maintaining your core "humanity" even when others would be broken. Your will is immutable, your mind perpetually sane, and no horrors can shatter you.

• You are brilliant and peerless when it comes to interpersonal interactions and therapy. You are perfectly capable of defusing the myriad issues that your Partner(s) may be suffering from, including trauma and parental struggles. This also means you are a fantastic parent, should you have any kids.

• You can summon any weapons, tools, vehicles, and other equipment from any Warhammer 40K media or work, not just the Imperium. This also includes any ammunition or fuel they might need. You have full knowledge and experience when it comes to using whatever you summon.

• You can speak, write, and understand any languages and cultures from Warhammer 40K, even those you should not be biologically able to.

• Nothing from this Essence (or derived from it) can ever affect you negatively or be used against you, should you not wish it.

• If you feel anything is missing from this Essence or should be otherwise altered…..Fanwank responsibly.