Essence of theWanked Ultimate Coordinator (Gundam)

By drinking this Essence of perfection and giant robot oil, you become the peak of humanity.

• You may remake your body however you want. The exact details are up to you, but, as a default, you will be at the peak of health in all aspects (physical, mentally, emotionally, genetically, etc), and extremely resistant (if not outright immune) to degradation of that health in any fashion.

• You become a Coordinator; a genetically modified human who is far superior to their "Natural" counterparts in basically every way imaginable. You are more physically capable, more intelligent, and you might as well have stepped off a fashion magazine cover, just to name a few benefits to this process. To put it bluntly, you can rival the greatest mankind has to offer with just your "Base" stats and abilities. Moreover, you will remain in perfect health regardless of circumstance.

• Optionally, this can include perfect healing and regeneration from any possible injury, illness, and infirmity, as well as biological ageless immortality (as well as other benefits to actually enjoy immortality). Yes, you can share such immortality with others and take it away just as easily.

• However, you are no "ordinary" Coordinator; you are the Ultimate Coordinator - the result of an experiment to create the greatest human being possible through genetic engineering. You surpass Coordinators in the same way Coordinators do the same to Naturals.

• Moreover, your genetic perfection will safely update based on your visited setting(s), so that you are always objectively superior.

• Unlike other Coordinators, you are free of arrogance and any other psychological issues that might come from being a superhuman, as well as any negatives that might come from genetic engineering.

• As the Ultimate Coordinator, you have one other ability that other Coordinators do not: your genetic engineering will safely breed true in any of your children, should you wish, and you can safely breed healthy children with any partner. You can determine if these enhancements can be passed down repeatedly, or weaken over time.

• And, for some reason, this also includes making you a romantic and sexual savant the likes of which will never be seen again. You can form and maintain any sort of romantic or sexual relationships with ease (yes, even harems), and your partners will be absolutely devoted to you, even if they originally hated everything about you. No genetically perfect soulmate will ever be able to steal away your loved ones. Yes, this also includes anti-NTR benefits.

• As if that wasn't enough, you also possess what the locals call "spatial awareness"; in other words, you are a Newtype, a sort of psychic believed to be the result of humanity's migration to the stars. This grants you enhanced awareness of your surroundings, a superhuman reaction time, exceptional aptitude to operating basically any machine or equipment, the ability to telepathically and empathetically sense and understand others, as well as a variety of other abilities. Since Newtypes are so ill-defined, you can also have any other sort of psychic powers you want.

• You are capable of incredible mental resilience and willpower. Even if you've spent most of your life in bloody conflict, you will not suffer PTSD or other psychological issues. Moreover, you are immune to mental/spiritual manipulations from any possible vector.

• You are possibly the greatest martial pacifist to ever live: you can single-handedly clear away an army in a flurry of attacks that leave no permanent damage to life or limb. Additionally, you can determine just how lethal your attacks may be, such as making your plasma blade do minor sunburns rather than a complete cauterizing cut.

• You are a master of what some might deem "Talk-no-Jutsu": the ability to reason with and some would say manipulate others just through conversation. You can make your mortal enemy lay down their sword with the same ease as you can rally an army to your cause. Of course, this includes an impressive boost to your charisma, politicking, and other social skills.

• There is no denying it; you are an absolute genius. You are capable of reprogramming a mecha's clunky and inefficient operating system into a workable product in under a minute, even while in the heat of battle. You can reverse engineer anything given enough time, advance any technology….in essence, you can revolutionize whatever you put your mind to with the same ease as those comic book geniuses.

• You have complete and utter control over all your abilities at all times, and nothing from this Essence (or indirectly derived from it) can be stolen, copied, tampered, or otherwise manipulated by outside forces.

• Of course, you also get your own Mobile Suit, a humanoid vehicle capable of combat in a wide variety of environments and situations. You are free to build your own custom Mobile Suit (with every facet up to your desires and preferences), or just take one from any Gundam series (without any downsides or drawbacks, so don't worry about the Devil Gundam taking control of you). You may also take or create however many you wish.

• Additionally, you possess your own starship, capable of housing your Mobile Suits, resupplying and maintaining them, and taking you wherever you might want to. Every facet of this ship's design is up to you, but it has infinite supplies and fuel, and can safely travel the Omniverse as you please.

• You also gain a data storage device, containing the complete and unredacted information, knowledge, science, and other data from the various Gundam universes. This database is extremely intuitive and easy to use, will update based on the setting(s) you find yourself in, and possesses the ability to combine its data to produce new developments and more effective designs. You are also able to understand and recreate anything in the database. Moreover, nothing in this database can harm you, not even memetic information. Should you lose it or have it be destroyed, you can summon a fresh copy to you at any time.

• Finally, as the Ultimate Coordinator, you gain possibly the greatest boon of all; the plot armor of a protagonist. To put it bluntly, if there is a higher power in your universe, it's your devoted fangirl. Fate and fortune constantly swing in your favor, making your success in all things all but certain. And should something manage to defeat you, you will not die; rather, you will get back up and utterly crush whatever foe failed to fell you.

• If you feel anything is missing from this Essence or should be otherwise altered…..Fanwank responsibly.