Essence of theTerrestrial Penis

Drinking this Essence that tastes like an oddly specific penis grants your penis oddly specific shapeshifting capabilities.

• You gain the ability to shapeshift your penis into anything that has ever been sold in any world you've visited at least once.

• This shapeshifting is perfect and limitless, even acting as a healing factor. You could have your penis shapeshift into a one of a kind treasure and have it fall off, immediately shapeshifting yourself a new penis. You are capable of partially shapeshifting your penis, allowing your penis to keep functioning and feeling as a sex organ even as something like a calculator.

• In order for something to count as sold, it must have been for sale. If something was custom ordered there must have been set prices before the order. For example, if a painter has a price of 200$ for painting portraits you could turn your penis into any portrait commissioned using that price, but if a painter with no set prices was approached and paid 7'000$ to paint a portrait you would not be able to turn your penis into that painting. This only applies to custom orders or contracted creations, so you could buy anything that was auctioned off to the highest bidder, despite there not previously being a price.