Essence of theCelestial Bureaucrat

By consuming the divine and decadent cup of coffee, you become the chief administrator of a new divine order.

• Your body is at once transformed into a desired human appearance, ageless and functionally at peak performance for an otherwise normal person. Your body becomes supported by your divinity, no longer requiring any kind of mortal air or substance to function healthily, and is capable of adopting traits and capabilities according to the faith your Celestial Bureaucracy brings in. Additionally, as long as your Celestial Bureaucracy continues to operate, you cannot be killed, only banished back to the divine realm that is your true home until you can reconstruct your body.

• You are a minor God to begin with, with a natural divine affinity for leadership, organization and management, capable of handling many lesser tasks personally all the while coordinating several teams of subordinates at once. You can think two trains of thought at a time, maintain focus indefinitely, sense the talents and skills of others, boost the efficiency of your subordinates and objects, and finally generate an aura that passively organizes and cleans your home and workspace. All these traits, or entirely new ones, can grow and expand in countless ways as your Celestial Bureaucracy does, whether naturally or as you ordain and direct, and can encompass the themes and authorities of your subordinates just as much as your own administratorship.

• You possess your very own divine demiplane, connected to and anchored to mortal world by solely you, your subordinates and the faith your Bureaucracy collects. This plane takes the form of an empty, sun-bleached office building, overseeing a glimmering white void, all of it simmering with the faith of your Celestial Bureaucracy. In this plane, you can use this faith to transform its appearance, conditions and contents, and expand it further as you require. Your power in this realm is nigh-omnipotent, though only as long as you have enough faith to use, and most of these changes use quite a bit of it. Other uses though, such as conjuring up ordinary furniture, stationary and equipment are far less costly, however. Lastly you can use the faith you gather in this way to create the subordinates that will serve your Celestial Bureaucracy, or uplift an existing being into such a role. These divine beings will reside there to assist you in managing this faith and its uses both in the mortal world(s), as well as in your divine realm(s), and whatever duties you see fit for your divine order to fulfill.

• These Celestial subordinates can be elevated further still, into Gods like you, though still as ever subject to your rules and authority. They become capable of gathering and shaping their own faith, of which you can demand a tithe, and claim their own divine authorities over various phenomena and concepts. They may even develop their own lesser divine planes or subplanes within your own. Just as you can, they can empower themselves with faith and use it to manifest miracles, however they provide a greater benefit by working in your divine realm than by acting personally. While working in a position and role you dictate, they become capable of administrating over their divine purview, and further allow you to draw on their divinity to significantly empower any functions of your realm and the use of its faith beyond what they could do alone.