Essence ofFix This, or Fuck This Shit I'm Out

This Essence comes in a clear glass bottle and tastes like icy water going down, burning like strong vodka after you've swallowed, and leaving a brief brain-numbing sensation during which you may selectively wipe out some events in the last day or so from your memory without causing any damage to your other memories, sanity, or anything else. You will clearly recall that something happened you didn't want to recall, the reason why you didn't want to remember it, and that you decided for yourself you wanted it gone.

• Optionally, you may at any time undo this brain-bleaching effect, recall the event, and have 15 minutes to quickly apply the same brain-numbing sensation and wipe it away once more, as before, if you ever doubt if it was really that bad to begin with.

• This essence will let you take a look at whatever setting you have entered, or the underlying truths of the world you are in if its not a setting you are familiar with, and recognize any potential time-lines and alternatives it might possess, and if finding yourself in a particularly poorly designed time-line that you see as a incoming clusterfuck that has no hope of salvaging, you may declare "Fuck This Shit I'm Out" to get instantly transported to a more safe and sane alternative time-line, carrying with you any possessions, friends, family, and background as well as achievements if you so wish, integrating into the saner time-line along with others you may have brought with you, granting them and yourself the necessary information of where this time-line differs to the one you were in before.

• Alternatively, you can use this essence to bend this time-line's avatar representation over, beat it black and blue, separate parts of it that you dislike, and callously murder these unwanted aspects in clone-copies of the avatar, or savagely beating them half to death to merely weaken these aspects further, before merging them with the original avatar and tossing it back out the dimensional window that is opened to throw it to you when you invoke your need to "Fix This".

• If your fixes fail, and the world remains an awful mess despite your best efforts, you will have to wait a full month to let the time-line's avatar recover some before calling them out again. Warning: Repeated beatings of time-line avatar will apply a Protagonist's Luck and Plot armor effects upon you to try and make everything turn out well for you and keep you happy so Avatar of the time-line can hopefully avoid further games of 'Make Time-Line Avatar your bitch'.