Essence of theCheating Stock Trader

This essence tastes of caviar, champagne, and gold coins. (Based loosely on GTA V Stock Exchange).

• You gain a smart phone that comes with a strange app that allows you to move money from your normal bank account to an investment account, and invest it to stocks or convert stocks back into cash without having to pay any fees at all for these trades. If you ever lose your phone, you can reapply this app to another smart phone with a touch.

  • Optionally, you can also apply this app to any other device that could run such a program with but a touch. Putting it onto a desktop/laptop/tablet computer will grant it a similar program, but slightly altered to better suit the available screen space and capabilities. The ability to move funds without fees and invest remains the same.

• This application or program comes with a positively cheating ability to predict future events (as they relate to the stock market) with complete accuracy barring your own active efforts to change the future, and can give you perfectly accurate information on the way stocks will gain or lose value in the next 3 day period, as well as being able to narrow it down to exact moment when to buy cheapest, and sell at highest level.

  • Once a week the app can be used to predict the rough path that 5 selected stocks will behave during the next month or so. These predictions will be still as accurate as before, but remain somewhat vague, going up by roughly 2 % or down by 0.9 % instead of giving you exact values. Likewise, exact timing is muddled in this extended mode.

  • Optionally, you can also set this program to conduct these trades automatically at those pre-determined times to avoid a chance of missing out on these opportunities. This may eventually draw attention to it, depending on continued progress. Using long-term predictions rather than the 3 day period predictions may result in sub-optimal results, and the program will not automatically get the 3 day period predictions to adjust the set timing and pricing to act upon.

• Moving the money from the investment account back to your actual account will require you to report and pay any taxes such capital gains could be subject to in your country of residence, and can be automatically deducted and placed into a separate account to be paid forward.

  • Optionally, this can be jail-broken to try and bypass the tax-man and apply for any exemptions, tax deductions, and similar means of keeping all of your cash instead, but it runs a non-zero risk of being subjected to an audit, and being forced to pay back any owed money with interest, as well as facing fines and other such issues.

• Tipping off a few friends or allies about investment opportunities doesn’t alter future enough to really matter, but posting information about a stock market shift on-line for public viewing by anyone can throw the market into chaos, especially if people have reason to believe you are right, which can alter results. This can be positive, negative, or something entirely unexpected.

  • This will almost certainly draw additional attention and may result in trouble with either law, or unsavory individuals.

• The transfers between your own personal bank account and an investment account attached to this application or program cannot be traced directly, but someone suspecting you and finding you receiving a large sum of money following investments being sold by the app just prior to this influx of cash may draw investigators already suspicious of you to starting preparations to detain you, audit you, and interrogate you about your abilities.

• You can erase this application or program from any physical device with a simple mental command, your money on the investment account and any stocks it holds will remain safe there until you apply this app or program to a new device with a touch later, ready to resume operation.

• This essence has no function in a world where Stock Exchange or some equivalent trading platform does not exist in electronic form.