Essence of theProof and Paperwork

This essence tastes of stale coffee, headache medicine, and tears.

• You gain an uncanny ability to produce any necessary paperwork or evidence to argue your case if someone attempts to accuse you of something you have not done. It also allows you to provide body-cam footage as if you were wearing a device the entire time, said device appearing on you under a subtle ‘notice me not’ effect that wears out as soon as you point at it.

• This allows you to confront any accusations of wrong-doing on your part, someone trying to claim any of your property as theirs in a fraudulent manner, or attempting to defraud your account, or anything such. It will also help dealing with irate people who yell for police and then proceed to make accusations without giving you a chance to defend yourself normally.

• This essence will NOT help you if you are actually guilty of the crime you are accused of, if you steal a car, it will not create false paperwork or falsified records of you owning it, or any sort of body-camera footage of a trade that did not take place. It only helps you when you are innocent, and defending yourself.

• This will also help you quote exact bits of law as necessary, and know what you need to do in order to defend yourself, what not to do, and how you can slap a counter-suit against anyone who would try and sue you for something you never did actually do.

• It is particularly effective on slapping down troublesome HOAs, crazy Karens, and Identity Theft matters, as well as proving your ownership of various properties/vehicles, etc.

• The paperwork created this way are real copies of the original documents, if the real documents are demanded, you can produce them as well, but doing so is more risky than producing the copies as it cannot replace lost original documents if you have handed them away.

• This essence is only as reliable as the local law enforcement, it will provide you with all the proof you may need to slap down on accusations, but it cannot protect you if the police force is corrupt, if you are slandered on social media you have proof to prove it a lie, but there may still be people that distrust such proof, and a judge or jury unwilling to believe mountain of evidence against the accuser may still lay down a guilty judgment despite innocence.

  • Optionally, you may invoke an ‘Act of God’ once a year with this essence, that will slap karmic revenge against any accusers and those enabling and supporting them, according to their efforts, cause the evidence to release out in the wild, and ruin their reputation and lives instead, while possibly leading to another judge declaring previous sentence invalid on the spot.