Essence of the3rd Street Saints

You can completely remake your body once.

You are very expressive or real good at communicating complex thoughts and feelings through the use of body language, so you won’t have to worry about actually talking.

Your pretty handy to have around in a fight seeing as your skilled enough in basic hand to hand combat to hold your own and most likely win when outnumbered and adapt your fighting style to match and/or incorporate the fighting styles of your opponents, this also gives you a boost in strength enough to throw full grown adults and tare street poles out of the ground. You are also talented when using weapons being of moderate skill with most hand held or improvised weapons, and a true master with guns of any kind, even alien weapons will come easy for you. Even being impaired wouldn’t dull your skills.

You really give off a “You” vibe, to the point that you could drastically change everything about yourself and people won’t even notice, they may ask if you’ve changed your hair but that’s about it.

Kind of hard to figure out friendly territories and enemy territory without clear markers, at least for others, you get a “sense” of when your entering someones territory as well as who’s territory it is, this also extends to maps with territories being visible and color-coded. Your also a pretty skilled ragged.

It’s so hard to find competent people, at least for others. You are able to find people who can become trusted friends and allies to you, they may have some requirements before they start working with you, but will quickly develop into friendship that would see them risking their lives for you heck they would probably go to hell for you. You can also trust that your allies will be able to help you achieve any goals you work towards, and should you be separated you can rest assured that you will eventually find your way back to one another.

When someone hurts you in anyway you immediately know how to hurt them in an equal or greater way, and will find situations for your vengeance to be realized.

You might have to get your hands dirty and do some not morally “right” thing, luckily you are able to “turn off” your feelings even setting timers for how long you would like them off. On the bright side children and animals seem to just vanish being unaffected by any bad or dangerous events and the surrounding area will repair any damages in a matter of moment.

Optionally, gain ownership of a safehouse, this can either be an abandoned church with a massive underground or a hotel with the penthouse being made for your convenance. Your safehouse will contain a closet with every clothing item shown in the Saints Row series as well as a full length mirror that will act as as a plastic surgeon allowing you to edit yourself like you would in Saints Row, a weapons cache containing every weapon in the Saints Row series including an upgrade area and enough ammo to support a small army with ammo restocking every day, and a garage/helipad/parking spot/dock that will let you call up and vehicle in the Saints Row series as well as allowing you to edit and customize and vehicle you bring to the spot and save it or repair it, a fully stocked bar and kitchen, also stripper poles. This will also let you find smaller safehouse that will have weaker versions of these boons.

Optionally, because the proud owner of a brand, yes you are now a brand this includes a chain of clothing stores, energy drinks, and media deals for comics and movies.

Optionally, gain a small Zin Ship equipped with kitchen, living rooms, gym, bridge, hanger, bathroom, sleeping quarters for companions and yourself, and a simulator access room.

Optionally, you can have the full Zin Mothership including stasis pods with individuals stored safely away in personalized simulations, time travel capabilities, a weapon that could blow up the earth, and thousands of Zin soldiers and ships at your command, including a Zin Attendee who is loyal and will help you rule your new alien empire.

Optionally, gain a Mech Suit equipped with minigun, rocket launcher, a hover feature, it’s also very durable and strong so feel free to body slam doors, stomp to cause a ground slam and just plain beat people up with it.

Optionally, gain Power Armor a near skin tight body suit that grants you access to the superpowers you would have access to in the simulation (and any other simulation you may encounter), the power are Blast (Fire,

Freeze, Mind Control), Telekinesis (Force, Life Steal, Lightening), Stomp (Gravity, Rock, Shrink), Buff (Fire, Freeze, Lightening, Life Steal), Super Spirit, Super Jump, Death from Above, and Force Field.

Optionally, gain Lucifer’s Cracked Halo an artifact that grants you access to arcane powers, you can choose to gain the cosmetic appearance of having ash covered limbs with violet visible veins, this can include your clothes looking as though they were burnt. The arcane abilities given are flight by allowing you to summon burnt angel wings, Super Sprint, Blast (Stone, Soul, Shadow), Summons (Imp, Tower, Titan), Stomp ( Force, Vacuum, Holy), and Aura (Coldfire, Vamp, Worship).

Optionally, gain a phone it’s always charged, untraceable, will constantly update, add new numbers as they come up, has unlimited storage, can even get access to apps that are no longer available, and best of all grants you access to all cheats from the Saints Row series, it also can’t be taken from you and won’t be noticed, you can summon it to you and lock who can access it.

Optionally, you may choose to receive any of the following people as your companions. You can pick as many as you want. The relationship between you and them is whatever you want it to be, and you can choose exactly how romantically and sexually experienced they are. This can be different for each of the characters but they will all be irrevocably loyal to you.

Any character from the Saints Row series.

Optionally, you may at any time choose to take a one way trip into the world of Saints Row series, or a variation of it. This can be any alternate universe, like a fanfic or one made perfectly for yourself. You can either simply be dropped in or reincarnated into the body of an existing character or someone new.